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Can you believe I'm making this page just to showcase these?  Yes, your eyes are not deceiving you - it's a Darkwing Duck Toilet Paper holder!!

Am I sick, or what?! :)

Why did I feel it necessary to make the "Terror that Flaps" into the "Toilet that Flushes"?  Well, my wife, one of the biggest DW fans around, had a birthday coming up.  We have the tapes, the books, the toys... there just wasn't anything I could  find to continue our DW lifestyle.  Then it occurred to me!  Something no one else would possibly have!  Luckily I had the materials on hand to complete my sick vision and now friends and family alike can moon the Mallard of Mystery whenever they visit our home!  He's cut from 1/2 inch pine, painted with acrylics, sealed with an acrylic varnish and can hold upto four rolls of toilet paper.  He even matches the decor! :)

Have I gone overboard?  Drop me a line and let me know! Email fresco@sentex.net.

But wait!  There's more!  Yes - I've done another toilet roll holder - although I have it on good authority, he's too shy to use it for it's intended purpose and keeps it in the kitchen to hold paper towels instead.

Talk about avant garde!  However, there's been one thing this bathroom has been needing, and I've taken steps to rectify it!  A TOILET SEAT!  And *what* a toilet seat!!!

Now the phrase "Under the Sea" can have a whole new meaning!  Click on the picture to get the lyrics to my one and only song parody - appropriate for the occasion!  One word of warning before you sit yourself down and get comfortable.  Watch out for Sebastian, because everyone knows you can get crabs from a toilet seat! >;)

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